WHEN PIGS FLY, THEY... Lose their sooeycases Go through mudal detectors for sowcureity Take a shoat nap on the flight Chews an airloin with cheap fares, like Pan Ham Hope for swill weather with no turbulinks Barrow a sowtcase from Mudder and Fodder Eat unsowvory airloin food Hold hams with each other during takehoof Hope for a strong pigtail wind Pork their automosqueal in the overnight lot Root and holler when the plane lands safely 1. What rolls in the mud and delivers pretty baskets? - The Easter Piggy. 2. What do you call a laundromat for pigs? - The Hogwash! 3. Why did the three little pigs fall asleep every time Grandpa told stories? - Because he was a boar. 4. How did the farmer know the fox was stealing eggs? - The pig squealed on him. 5. Why doesn't anyone want to play on Peg Pig's football team? - Because she hogs the ball! 6. What is Peter Pig's favorite position on his baseball team? - Shortslop. 7. What did the sow put on her piglet's sore snout? - Oinkment. 8. What do piglets do after school? - Hamwork! 9. What did Farmer Joe give Farmer Jill for her birthday? - Hogs and kisses! 10. What kind of party were Mr and Mrs Pig invited to? - A swine and cheese party. 11. What did the pig say when the mean old farmer grabbed him by the tail? - This is the end of me! 12. What western movie did Paul Neuman and Robert Redford star in? - Butch Cassidy and the Sunflower Pig. 13. What is Confucious' favorite meal? - Moo-sho pork. 14. Who is the Federal Reserve Director? - Allen Green Spam. 15. Where did Humphery Bogart and Lauren Bacall go to? - Key Lardo. 16. What do you call an over anxious television reporter? - Media hog! 17. What do you call a pig who competes in the Olympics? - An Olym-pig. 18. What was the name of the popular medical television show? - Porkus Welby, MD 19. What do you get when you cross an actor with a pig? - A Real Ham 20. Where do hogs eat in the park? - At Pig-Nic Tables. 21. When is a vet busiest? - When it rains cats & dogs. Have a favorite Pig-Pun? Email us at pigpuns@whenpigsfly.bz along with your name and city & we will post it here at Pig-Puns!